Thread derailment is something I am unfamiliar with.
Thread derailment: So easy a caveman can do it.
I can see the Imperial Russian geological features
(czar-chasm) a mile away here. But with that signature a few lines below that quote, all self control is removed.
Then again that statement seems to reflect perfectly well on what has happened in this thread.
Unlike Clancy however I am going to have to wear a straight face and suggest that the more gutter-al comments might be better suited to a URL that doesn't have "dlink" in it.
I am not saying we need to keep it on topic, but rather that we need to keep it PG in here. Which does not mean more fart jokes (or does it)!