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Put it under the back wheel of a very large semi truck, parked at a gas station or warehouse or something. Then when it backs up and smashes the router flat, go sweep up the pieces. Next, following the theme of Ozzed's suggestion, place it in your blender and grind it to a fine powder. Once this is done, leave it in the blender and add some ground meat, maybe about a half kilogram. Fry the mixture in a pan on medium heat. Add spices as desired. Serve with a little parsley or some other pretty herb on the side. Prepare a similar dish, minus router. Invite your boss, mother-in-law, annoying neighbor, local politician, or otherwise unfavorable individual over for dinner. Make sure to serve the router to the appropriate person. If you serve it to yourself, you deserve to eat faulty D-Link product!!